You can now FART wherever and whenever you'd like. This is your chance to impress or gross out your friends and family. This is the new and improved fart machine! The fart machine makes 15 new different fart sounds (SOUNDS SO REAL!!) Fart Machine has boom box technology...what is this?? Well let's just say these fart noises can't sound any more real than ever!
It has 2 pieces - the remote transmitter (battery included) and the speaker which requires one 9 volt battery (not included) Remote works through walls and can range up to 100 feet!!! Use it anywhere... at parties, school, movies, office, or even in the Thanksgiving Turkey! Hide the sound box, then press the remote control at the appropriate time to "let it rip"! This unit even comes with stick pads to hide the speaker under chairs or tables!! Each retails in stores for $29.95
Each comes brand new / factory sealed
15 different sounds, with remote
Makes a great gift
Comes brand new / in retail package
New: A brand-new, unused, unopened, undamaged item
Ships to: WORLDWIDE
U.S.A. SHIPPING IS FREE
INTERNATIONAL ORDERS: For rates send us email and we will response within 24 hours. We charge BELOW actual cost so you get a awesome rate
Wholesale Bonus offer: For every 15 orders of Fart Machines purchased I will add 1 Fart Machine FREE~!
Buy 15 orders get 1 order FREE
Buy 30 orders get 2 orders FREE
Buy 45 orders get 3 orders FREE
etc..
Bonus offer info:
● Can not be combined with any other items
● Must meet the minimum quantity listed
● Bonus offer qualifies for ALL countries
● A GREAT way to lower your cost per unit when you factor in the free goods value
● Just order as normal, No need to remind us as we will know to add free goods inside
Handling time
Will usually ship within 1 business day of receiving cleared payment
Return policy
After receiving the item, contact seller within 30 days
Refund will be given as Money back or replacement (buyer's choice)
Return shipping:
Buyer pays return shipping
Return policy details
Although returns are extremely rare, In the event that your merchandise is defective or damaged in transit when received we will gladly replace or send a full refund when sent back. Customer is fully responsible for all shipping costs sent back to us. We can not make any exceptions for this please as we must go through the stated return policy listed on eBay for buyer and seller protection. Item must be sent back in the original packaging just as it came to you when received. Once item is received, we then send off the replacement and cover all shipping costs back to you on our end. We ask for your understanding as returns can be very frustrating and unwanted for both parties. Having you unhappy is never our goal and we will always do our very best to quickly resolve. All we ask that if you do order with us, that this stated return policy is fully honored by you when ordering and we will promise to fully honor our end as well. Thank you so much and we look forward to doing business with you
Payment method:
PayPal
Seller's payment instructions:
When sending payment with PayPal please make sure your shipping address is current & complete. We can only ship to the address that is confirmed by you. Transit times are only estimates and will vary depending on USPS after we send off. Transit times also depend on what shipping method you choose on your checkout. We offer low cost shipping upgrade options.
Shipping times vary based on where the buyer is located. Purchases are shipped within 24 hours (or next business day - not including holidays) of payment clearing. If you would prefer a faster shipping option, please contact me for a quote.
