Authentic butt crack smell in a bottle — for the ultimate fart and stink prank Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power–packed, super–concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt–crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poop. The pranks you can pull with Liquid Ass are unlimited. This gagging stench will have people laughing until it hurts!
Liquid ASS streams out silently in a nearly clear liquid. Apply to any surface. A little goes a very long way, and this bottle can be used for many applications, yet is small enough to be used discreetly. They'll never know what hit them. Trust me when I say this THIS IS THE BEST of all the stink items on the market. If you want the best, well here it is!
Customer quote: "I sprayed a small stream of it in my buddy's office and it ruined his entire day!
Great for office pranks, college pranks, April Fool's or anyone who irritates you!
Comes brand new / in retail package
Makes a great gift
New: A brand-new, unused, unopened, undamaged item
Ships to: WORLDWIDE
U.S.A. SHIPPING IS FREE
INTERNATIONAL ORDERS: For rates send us email and we will response within 24 hours.
We charge BELOW actual cost so you get a awesome rate
Wholesale Bonus offer:
For every 8 orders of Liquid Ass purchased I will add 1 Liquid Ass FREE~!
Buy 8 orders get 1 order FREE
Buy 16 orders get 2 orders FREE
Buy 24 orders get 3 orders FREE
etc..
Bonus offer info:
● Can not be combined with any other items
● Must meet the minimum quantity listed
● Bonus offer qualifies for ALL countries
● A GREAT way to lower your cost per unit when you factor in the free goods value
● Just order as normal, No need to remind us as we will know to add free goods inside
Handling time
Will usually ship within 1 business day of receiving cleared payment
Return policy
After receiving the item, contact seller within 30 days
Refund will be given as Money back or replacement (buyer's choice)
Return shipping:
Buyer pays return shipping
Return policy details:
Although returns are extremely rare, In the event that your merchandise is defective or damaged in transit when received we will gladly replace or send a full refund when sent back. Customer is fully responsible for all shipping costs sent back to us. We can not make any exceptions for this please as we must go through the stated return policy listed on eBay for buyer and seller protection. Item must be sent back in the original packaging just as it came to you when received. Once item is received, we then send off the replacement and cover all shipping costs back to you on our end. We ask for your understanding as returns can be very frustrating and unwanted for both parties. Having you unhappy is never our goal and we will always do our very best to quickly resolve. All we ask that if you do order with us, that this stated return policy is fully honored by you when ordering and we will promise to fully honor our end as well. Thank you so much and we look forward to doing business with you
Payment method:
PayPal
Seller's payment instructions:
When sending payment with PayPal please make sure your shipping address is current & complete. We can only ship to the address that is confirmed by you. Transit times are only estimates and will vary depending on USPS after we send off. Transit times also depend on what shipping method you choose on your checkout. We offer low cost shipping upgrade options.
Shipping times vary based on where the buyer is located. Purchases are shipped within 24 hours (or next business day - not including holidays) of payment clearing. If you would prefer a faster shipping option, please contact me for a quote.
